| 1. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
What kind of idiot take a BONG on a plane to AMSTERDAM?
|
| 2. |
A |
—Nicole Giese
I told you he's high as a kite.
|
| 3. |
Q |
—kelley
why did he create a game with so many lines?
|
| 4. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Too much extra cocaine.
|
| 5. |
Q |
—kelley
why was Emeril's cake dry?
|
| 6. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
He took the term "mud pie" a little too literally.
|
| 7. |
Q |
—kelley
why is his face dirty?
|
| 8. |
A |
—Josh
To look more like the common man!
|
| 9. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Why does George Bush wear a cowboy hat?
|
| 10. |
A |
—Chronos
Because he wont pass the fondube
|
| 11. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Why doesn't anyone sit next to Bob the Slob?
|
| 12. |
A |
—Ian
He farts
|
| 13. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Why did you select this cat to take home?
|
| 14. |
A |
—Ian
He was already neutered
|
