| 1. |
Q |
—Andy
What is that thing?
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| 2. |
A |
—Ian
I'm not sure, but it's pink
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| 3. |
Q |
—Kelley
what is that meat?
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| 4. |
A |
—Phil
mmmm, spam.
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| 5. |
Q |
—Kelley
what was your grandfathers favorite lunch?
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| 6. |
A |
—Andy
Meatloaf with potatoes
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| 7. |
Q |
—Ian
what do you call your genitals?
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| 8. |
A |
—Andy
Bob and larry
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| 9. |
Q |
—Nicole Giese
who are the gay couple down the street?
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| 10. |
A |
—Kelley
who were your favorite characters of the bob newhart show?
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| 11. |
Q |
—Ian
I've never seen it
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| 12. |
A |
—Andy
that's not a question
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| 13. |
Q |
—Ian
I would like a potato?
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| 14. |
A |
—Andy
no you would not
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| 15. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
If you got shot in the head, would have interesting hallucinations?
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| 16. |
A |
—Ian
for a few seconds
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| 17. |
Q |
—Andy
what you typical sexual encounter length?
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| 18. |
A |
—Nicole Giese
how long is a duck's orgasm?
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| 19. |
Q |
—Andy
longer than your mom's
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| 20. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
About 30 centimetres.
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| 21. |
Q |
—Ian
how far is it to the fridge?
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| 22. |
A |
—Andy
5 feet 6.23 inches
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| 23. |
Q |
—Ian
How big was it?
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| 24. |
A |
—Andy
Bigger than she could handle... I think
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| 25. |
Q |
—Ian
Did your mom like it?
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| 26. |
A |
—Andy
Yes, the brownies were delicious
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| 27. |
Q |
—kelley
Do you like the dessert?
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| 28. |
A |
—Nicole Giese
That's a silly question. Of course I do.
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| 29. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Do you enjoy cake?
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| 30. |
A |
—Nicole Giese
Especially when I steal it from small children.
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| 31. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
When is candy best?
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| 32. |
A |
—Nicole Giese
After it's wet, sticky and covered with pocket lint.
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| 33. |
Q |
—kelley
when is Mannix' favorite time to eat a lollypop
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| 34. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
NOW!
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| 35. |
Q |
—kelley
right?
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| 36. |
A |
—Josh
Yes, your momma is just as fat as they say
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| 37. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Is it true what they say about sitting around the house?
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| 38. |
A |
—Chronos
Fondue they say about sitting around the house?
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| 39. |
Q |
—Ian
Can you please come up with a nonsensical question?
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| 40. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
No. I am ALL-sensical, ALL THE TIME.
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| 41. |
Q |
—HRJ
What do you say after 5 pints of beer?
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| 42. |
A |
—Jim
BLEEEARGHHHHH
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| 43. |
Q |
—kelley
whats your favorite volgon poem?
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| 44. |
A |
—rodbegbie
Ode to a small green lump of putty I found under my armpit one midsummer's day
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| 45. |
Q |
—kelley
what was Billy Joel's first smash hit?
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| 46. |
A |
—Matt
Why do you want to know?
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| 47. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Why are you asking me?
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| 48. |
A |
—kelley
because you know it all
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| 49. |
Q |
—rodbegbie
Because of your aire of authority, and your boyish good looks.
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| 50. |
A |
—kelley
I am a figment of your imagination
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| 51. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Who are you, oh glowing salamander with mandolin?
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| 52. |
A |
—kelley
I am the Oracle
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| 53. |
Q |
—rodbegbie
Are you the SQL Server?
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| 54. |
A |
—Shimon
No, I am the middleware. The server will be with you shortly.
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| 55. |
Q |
—kelley
are you my waiter?
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| 56. |
A |
—anon
no, but I fuck
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| 57. |
Q |
—HRJ
Do you do anything useful?
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| 58. |
A |
—chawdaah
I can do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight
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| 59. |
Q |
—shimon
What will you do for $15?
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| 60. |
A |
—Andrei
grad a beer and a pack of cig
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| 61. |
Q |
—Forbes
What does it mean to div or curl a beer?
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| 62. |
A |
—Tom Foyer
You'd have to ask a calculus class full of frat guys
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| 63. |
Q |
—ben
What's easier, integrating a multivariable equation or a drunken soriority girl?
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| 64. |
A |
—Alon
integrating a drunken sorority girl
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| 65. |
Q |
—manoch
what can land you in jail?
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| 66. |
A |
—todd
stealing cottage cheese.
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| 67. |
Q |
—jam
what is the dumbest thing you've ever been caught doing?
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| 68. |
A |
—jam
what is the dumbest thing you've ever been caught doing?
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| 69. |
Q |
—ApeSun
Can you answer that in Jeopardy-correct form?
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| 70. |
A |
—OracleJeff
What is "Tacos Rule"?
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| 71. |
Q |
—manoch
Where is Jesus when you need him?
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| 72. |
A |
—Forbes
Sometimes I find what has been lost in the lint trap
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| 73. |
Q |
—Alon
Why do you stick your head in the clothes dryer?
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| 74. |
A |
—Forbes
Because my hair gets wet in the shower
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| 75. |
Q |
—Joe
Why does my towel get moldy?
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| 76. |
A |
—Forbes
Because my towel gets wet in the bower
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| 77. |
Q |
—darling girl
Where can I get a bower?
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| 78. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
In a king's court of some sort.
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| 79. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
What is there besides the Queen's Empire?
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| 80. |
A |
—ApeSun
The King's Empire
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| 81. |
Q |
—darling girl
Where are you from?
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| 82. |
A |
—ApeSun
Earth
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| 83. |
Q |
—manoch
Somewhere. Over the rainbow.
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| 84. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Where can I find a ray of hope?
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| 85. |
Q |
—darling girl
What's the most pointless question you've ever heard?
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| 86. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
When doesn't no mean yes?
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| 87. |
Q |
—darling girl
Okay, so there's this girl, and she's drunk...should I go for it?
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| 88. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
Depends, is there already a drunk girl dangling on the end of Bond's raging libido.
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| 89. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Is James ready for a menage a trois?
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| 90. |
A |
—darling girl
James Bond is always ready.
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| 91. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Do I not wear safety at all times?
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| 92. |
A |
—darling girl
I'm not sure-- you tell me.
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| 93. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Would Bond lie to you?
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| 94. |
A |
—darling girl
He has a liscense for it...
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| 95. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
A license to kill? Or to make love?
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| 96. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Either way, testing commences now.
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| 97. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Can testing lead me to the microfilm?
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| 98. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Look, just stretch out your arm. I'm a nurse, not a supervillian.
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| 99. |
Q |
—Girish
May I stick this need up your arm?
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| 100. |
A |
—manoch
only if you ask nicely.
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