Game #1785 (completed)

We asked the great oracle, “Is http://www.oraclebot.com/admin/ hilarious?” ...and the oracle responded: “do you want shit pie?”
1. Q —ehird Is http://www.oraclebot.com/admin/ hilarious?
2. A —Sgeo As funny as telling the world the code to get to the button that will END THE UNIVERSE MUAHAHA!
3. Q —wojtekk Is all you encounter exciting and funny?
4. A —Sgeo Unless I encounter myself, yes.
5. Q —wojtekk Get used to like yourself, you will embrace anybody then.
6. A —Sgeo How can I embrace the one I love?
7. Q —wojtekk Give her a freedom
8. A —Sgeo I can't give freedoms, the US Constitution can.
9. Q —wojtekk Governments don't have a clue what freedom is, you don't need them to have fun
10. A —Sgeo I need them not to restrict my freedoms.
11. Q —wojtekk Nobody can't take your freedom out of you unless you let him do it
12. A —Sgeo The meanie who is capable of taking my freedoms, I guess. [OFFTOPIC: Can questions be asked in the question box please]
13. Q —wojtekk Do you really think they exist?
14. A —Sgeo Of course the alient mind-eaters exist! How else am I so unable to think?
15. Q —wojtekk They are so far away that it's irrelevant.
16. A —Sgeo I think they're looking for me!
17. Q —wojtekk Are they ruthless?
18. A —Sgeo They love to torture people who try to blow up the Universe!
19. Q —ehird What is fun about martians?
20. A —Sgeo They love to come to your house to drink lava lamps.
21. Q —wojtekk That makes you think they are real?
22. A —Sgeo Seeing is believing.
23. Q —Shimon Rura How did you know you were in love with a one-armed macaque?
24. A —arur nomihs The lonelyplanet told me so
25. Q —Roger! Kaiser Chiefs?
26. A —Kaiser Chief I think I know the answer to this question... banana?
27. Q —Ken Do you want to see what I have for you?
28. A —JFr Not really, no.
29. Q —HFU Is this an interesting application?
30. A —Shimon Rura You used it, so I'd say that looks like a yes.
31. Q —Lee Is my keyboard working?
32. A —Ben yes
33. Q —matt Is Paris the capital of France?
34. A —BobDOle No
35. Q —Shimon Rura Do you ever regret the career change from politics to little blue pills?
36. A —John No, no regrets.
37. Q —Marc Do you regret smelling your own fart some hours ago?
38. A —ed yes it smelled horrible and other people laughed at me
39. Q —b was it really that bad?
40. A —Peter yes
41. Q —Shimon Rura Would you like a gazillion dollars?
42. A —Pickles Yes, because I could have it as all $1 bills and coins, so I could swim in it, like Scrooge McDuck.
43. Q —Tim Jarrett But what else will you be doing with your tax rebate?
44. A —Dr. Bondstein There is nothing besides porno
45. Q —Askadar What can you find on the internet?
46. A —Optimus Prime Suburban ninjas.
47. Q —Pickles Who jumps roof to roof, and gets their friends free cable?
48. A —Shimon Rura It's Cableman, Hero of the People!
49. Q —Alexander Zass Can Jim Carry lift more than Alexander Zass?
50. A —Will With a name like Carry, I imagine he could
51. Q —Pickles Do you think your brother could help me move this body?
52. A —Shimon Rura Sure, but he charges for it now. Not like grade school when a lollipop was enough.
53. Q —Bond, James Bond But would I wake up in a cold sweat the night after Miss Moneypenny realizes that the British empire no longer subsidizes kneepads for government employees?
54. A —Xumca Would she?
55. Q —devmas Can your girlfriend/wife blow bubbles out of her nose?
56. A —jeffson Not since the accident
57. Q —Ian Have you ever been impotent?
58. A —Pitie I don't hope so
59. Q —ed will we die tomorrow
60. A —Omniwit 2.0 Only with overtly moribund posts.
61. Q —Chris sdfs
62. A —maddy isn't it ??
63. Q —Seth Gold Is the Ultimate Answer 42?
64. A —omen No that is the question my friend.
65. Q —germ 42?
66. A —Anony-mouse Yes-- wait, no.
67. Q —de!ite What causes retardism?
68. A —Bond, James Bond Sharks with laser beams strapped to their heads cause retardation
69. Q —Bodhisattvess Come now, do you really expect me to do coordinate substituion in my head while strapped to a centrifuge?
70. A —Antoine That's just for starter ! Wait till we get to solving differential equations while riding the buffalo !
71. Q —Dr. Bondstein How is it that you write while riding buffalo?
72. A —crisis I'm multitasking
73. Q —haxxor windows is multi@@@@@...
74. A —sutch poo
75. Q —Max What's That!?
76. A —Oxians It's a Banana
77. Q —Oxians It's a Banana
78. A —Neo I've never had one of those up my ass
79. Q —Caroline Feary Are you sure?
80. A —Uberschlepper Sure is a relative of mine.
81. Q —Caroline Feary That explains it. =)
82. A —DePingus The answer is in the question.
83. Q —Chewychompy Is the Question in the Answer?
84. A —Chewychompy Is the Question in the Answer?
85. Q —Caroline Feary I'm looking hard for it, please describe.
86. A —sex penis
87. Q —Dr. Pongus What makes your mother say, "Hot dawg!"
88. A —I'm Nobody -- are you nobody too? Absolutely nothing
89. Q —Oraclebot How would be describe the attention you got from your parents?
90. A —Raj fantastic
91. Q —Manns Did you have sex last night?
92. A —bill No.
93. Q —pol A is B ?
94. A —Shimon No, A is not B, or all these axioms suddenly get a lot less interesting.
95. Q —John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Which axiomatic systems are those?
96. A —John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Which axiomatic systems are those?
97. Q —magdi how you doing?
98. A —TurboDude I'm doing well, you?
99. Q —jasper no thankyou
100. A —jim do you want shit pie?
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