| 1. |
Q |
—ehird
kaiser ... CHIEFS?
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| 2. |
A |
—Roger!
YES! FUCKING YES!
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| 3. |
Q |
—tan
ARE YOU FUCKING HUMAN?
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| 4. |
A |
—Jack
I am not presently with Human.
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| 5. |
Q |
—Ken
Are you with somebody?
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| 6. |
A |
—JFr
Yes, wait until they walk away.
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| 7. |
Q |
—HFU
HJ?
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| 8. |
A |
—Alex
Hungry Jacks. Mmmmmm.
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| 9. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
What are we having for dinner?
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| 10. |
A |
—c
steak
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| 11. |
Q |
—Lee
Where is my pet cow?
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| 12. |
A |
—Ben
In my car.
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| 13. |
Q |
—matt
Where do you do most of your driving?
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| 14. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
In my car.
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| 15. |
Q |
—BobDOle
Where do you like to eat lunch
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| 16. |
A |
—FoorBa
Any slow food restaurant.
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| 17. |
Q |
—ed
what is a good place to dine out
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| 18. |
A |
—Pickles
Valenti's of Troy, NY has the best wings evar.
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| 19. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Where can I find some TASTY BUFFALLO WINGS?
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| 20. |
A |
—Pickles
In Alton Brown's kitchen
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| 21. |
Q |
—Tim Jarrett
And where else did you and the defendant have relations?
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| 22. |
A |
—Dr. Bondstein
In the back of her caboose, if ya know what I mean, if you think I can, I think I can
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| 23. |
Q |
—Pickles
Which train car is our luggage in on this train?
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| 24. |
A |
—Will
It can only be this train car.
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| 25. |
Q |
—pseudo
or the next, or the last
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| 26. |
A |
—M.
forever and more
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| 27. |
Q |
—Xumca
Todays continue 'til...
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| 28. |
A |
—Ian
...someone realizes that it will never be tomorrow.
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| 29. |
Q |
—Pitie
What does someone mean when he gives money to the poor?
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| 30. |
A |
—ed
donate to needy
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| 31. |
Q |
—Omniwit 2.0
What else wouldn't you want to do
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| 32. |
A |
—ja
I don't want to do boring things
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| 33. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Do you want to sit around doing nothing?
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| 34. |
A |
—Sgeo
Do you want to sit around doing nothing?
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| 35. |
Q |
—germ
Yes, but I can't; I have diarrhea.
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| 36. |
A |
—Anony-mouse
Pepto Bismol can help.
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| 37. |
Q |
—de!ite
Have you tried eating food with rich amounts of fiber?
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| 38. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
No, I take a fiber supplement.
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| 39. |
Q |
—Bodhisattvess
Who would fibe her supple mint?
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| 40. |
A |
—Antoine
Hillary
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| 41. |
Q |
—Dr. Bondstein
What is a forced smile?
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| 42. |
A |
—crisis
It's when u don't want to smile, but you got a gun at your head saying you'd better!
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| 43. |
Q |
—haxxor
help
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| 44. |
A |
—Antonio
no !
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| 45. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Does this break on excess characters?
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| 46. |
A |
—Neo
Only if I am the chosen one.
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| 47. |
Q |
—Caroline Feary
Did you take the blue pill or the red pill?
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| 48. |
A |
—Uberschlepper
I took them both, neither one got rid of the headache.
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| 49. |
Q |
—DePingus
Did you take it in the front or in the rear?
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| 50. |
A |
—Caroline Feary
Why do you want to know?
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| 51. |
Q |
—Dr. Pongus
Why do you ask what I want to know?
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| 52. |
A |
—koko
because you asked me that
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| 53. |
Q |
—Oraclebot
Do you often feel that others are asking answers from you?
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| 54. |
A |
—Raj
yes, why is it
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| 55. |
Q |
—John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Why ask why is it?
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| 56. |
A |
—kuba
orange
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| 57. |
Q |
—magdi
what is orange?
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| 58. |
A |
—Tots
its a color
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| 59. |
Q |
—jasper
red
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| 60. |
A |
—jim
what the color you want to die covered in?
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| 61. |
Q |
—nugent
What colors can my eyes perceive?
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| 62. |
A |
—SleepDep
By definition, most of them.
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| 63. |
Q |
—mihai
Bitches?
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| 64. |
A |
—j
Gods must be crazy.
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| 65. |
Q |
—DePingus
Why is the platypus so ugly?
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| 66. |
A |
—3dinc
coz its duck billed
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| 67. |
Q |
—John
coz i said so
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| 68. |
A |
—oooo
no, coz I said so, then you got it and said so, so you only think you said so
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| 69. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
When can Bond, James Bond be found salsa dancing with oooo's confusion?
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| 70. |
A |
—My Name
Never, because "Bond, James Bond" is a loser
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| 71. |
Q |
—Cinderella's Glass Slipper
Why is Bond, James Bond a loser?
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| 72. |
A |
—Cinderella's Glass Slipper
Why is Bond, James Bond a loser?
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| 73. |
Q |
—sirc
He rarely wins
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| 74. |
A |
—Valhalla
Who is mark philippoussis?
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| 75. |
Q |
—Khaj
Can I have wrong answer?
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| 76. |
A |
—jonas
yes
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| 77. |
Q |
—Delite Dangleton
Ok, i'll arange the divorce papers
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| 78. |
A |
—Zee
No thank you, murder is cheaper
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| 79. |
Q |
—zezo
zezo
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| 80. |
A |
—Fred
Yes, Zezo is my best friend
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| 81. |
Q |
—stanton
thats my check
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| 82. |
A |
—parmenides
That was hardly a question.
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| 83. |
Q |
—Wouter
Why did you vote for Obama?
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| 84. |
A |
—parmenides
Because I am a sexist, fist-bumping terrorist
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| 85. |
Q |
—Mad God
So you do love women a lot?
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| 86. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
I love women almost as much as I love catching the bad guy.
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| 87. |
Q |
—Hunch
Are you gay?
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| 88. |
A |
—delibekir
hopefully I'm not
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| 89. |
Q |
—Mad God
Isn't this what a schizophrenic would answer?
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| 90. |
A |
—koko
After negotiating with myself, we came the conclusion that it is not.
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| 91. |
Q |
—Danny
What if the conclusion that you came to is mistaken?
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| 92. |
A |
—Fa
Then I'm wrong.
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| 93. |
Q |
—G.George
Not really
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| 94. |
A |
—po
lk
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| 95. |
Q |
—A
love is ?
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| 96. |
A |
—Whoa
confusing
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| 97. |
Q |
—Dr. Bondstein
What is confusing?
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| 98. |
A |
—roc
test
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| 99. |
Q |
—Ian
How do you grade students?
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| 100. |
A |
—yongtongus
Very harshly.
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