Game #617 (completed)

We asked the great oracle, “What did you expect, huh?” ...and the oracle responded: “Sub-prime mortgages.”
1. Q —darling girl What did you expect, huh?
2. A —manoch at minimum, a reach-around.
3. Q —darling girl What do you expect in a relationship?
4. A —Shimon Rura Love, understanding, and pie.
5. Q —darling girl What are three of the Universe's favorite things?
6. A —Bond, James Bond Guns, woman and international spys.
7. Q —darling girl What turns you on?
8. A —Bond, James Bond Ms. Moneypenny in leather and a fireman's cap.
9. Q —darling girl What's the worst waste of money you've ever participated in?
10. A —Bond, James Bond I leased a Saab for a while.
11. Q —darling girl When were you most recently embarrassed?
12. A —Bond, James Bond I lost a small business once playing poker with a bunch of dogs.
13. Q —darling girl How did you end up destitute?
14. A —Shimon Rura Sub-prime mortgages.