| 1. |
Q |
—JS
What's love got to do with it?
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| 2. |
A |
—salaam
What hasn't love got to do with it?
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| 3. |
Q |
—Rork
Death
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| 4. |
A |
—donkey
the end
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| 5. |
Q |
—sammysnickerpi
What should always come before the means?
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| 6. |
A |
—Askadar
Breakfast.
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| 7. |
Q |
—sammysnickerpi
What do you want?
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| 8. |
A |
—donkey
a cup of tea and some cake
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| 9. |
Q |
—david
What'd you have at harvard's high tea last wednesday?
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| 10. |
A |
—Joe
Tea.
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| 11. |
Q |
—jason
What's your favorite drink?
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| 12. |
A |
—Askadar
Mai Tai!
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| 13. |
Q |
—Dan
What is yellow and gets 13-year olds drunk in Mexico?
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| 14. |
A |
—Askadar
Mello Yello and Gin
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| 15. |
Q |
—sammysnickerpi
Is that the only one you have left to try?
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| 16. |
A |
—Askadar
Do, or do not, there is no try.
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| 17. |
Q |
—Nitron
I will try?
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| 18. |
A |
—Askadar
Down that path - lined with dead bodies of those that went before you - lies certain failure.
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| 19. |
Q |
—Foobar
Would you fight back in the final zombie uprising?
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| 20. |
A |
—Askadar
Well, I would certainly consider supporting swift action, but only after all alternate options have been sufficiently evaluated by the responsible committees.
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| 21. |
Q |
—Ben
Should we invade iran?
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| 22. |
A |
—Foobar
Never!
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| 23. |
Q |
—yourname
Unless I win something really cool.
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| 24. |
A |
—Askadar
Nobody seems to respect the classification of 'answers' and 'questions'.
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| 25. |
Q |
—Foobar
Why would we? it's a freeform tool, an interesting experiment, or a dysfuntional chat.
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| 26. |
A |
—diego
it's like a chat with a cat
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| 27. |
Q |
—Danteembermage
What's it like to talk to Calvin Coolidge?
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| 28. |
A |
—Askadar
stimulating beyond believe
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| 29. |
Q |
—diego
do you believe in stimulation?
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| 30. |
A |
—Askadar
Yes, you should try it, too.
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| 31. |
Q |
—Danteembermage
Certainly, I find poetry stimulating.
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| 32. |
A |
—Foobar
it does indeed have a nice little ring.
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| 33. |
Q |
—Askadar
The raw power of cat poetry. Nice.
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| 34. |
A |
—Foobar
my cat poet dosen't like rice.
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| 35. |
Q |
—diego
is it a know fact that cat do poetry?
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| 36. |
A |
—Danteembermage
Yes, the compose prose purrfectly!
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| 37. |
Q |
—Foobar
But their failures can be CATastrophic
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| 38. |
A |
—diego
yes, but they eat CATtle
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| 39. |
Q |
—Danteembermage
Would a godzilla-size herd of cats be well behaved?
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| 40. |
A |
—OK, No Go!
Do beef DOGde their food?
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| 41. |
Q |
—Foobar
what the hell is dogde?
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| 42. |
A |
—OK, No Go!
a typo... another one!
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| 43. |
Q |
—Foobar
do you proofred your posts?
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| 44. |
A |
—OK, No Go!
No I dno't. I jsut tpye teh fatsest I cna!
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| 45. |
Q |
—Foobar
noob?
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| 46. |
A |
—Pito
Yes
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| 47. |
Q |
—Josh
Did you volunteer to have your legs amputated to promote cancer research?
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| 48. |
A |
—zith'
I don't think so.
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| 49. |
Q |
—ehird
Do blood, guts and feathers cause awkward situations?
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| 50. |
A |
—Askadar
No, questions do.
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| 51. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
I am getting the feeling you're not enjoying the cake I made.
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| 52. |
A |
—Askadar
Your cake caused horrendous body odor.
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| 53. |
Q |
—S
What's wrong with my cake?
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| 54. |
A |
—cMoo92
It's made with poop.
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| 55. |
Q |
—Askadar
What is perfume made with?
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| 56. |
A |
—S
French cow pies.
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| 57. |
Q |
—Joe
What might you step in while walking through a field in France?
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| 58. |
A |
—Askadar
Mushrooms.
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| 59. |
Q |
—cMoo92
What make you see silly things?
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| 60. |
A |
—Joe
Silly mushrooms.
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| 61. |
Q |
—Askadar
What explains most national policies?
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| 62. |
A |
—cMoo92
Silly former governor's from Texas
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| 63. |
Q |
—Joe
Who likes a good cold glass of milk in the morning?
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| 64. |
A |
—cMoo92
Your mom.
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| 65. |
Q |
—Joe
What does my mother have to do with this?
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| 66. |
A |
—cMoo92
That's what she said.
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| 67. |
Q |
—Joe
Who did?
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| 68. |
A |
—Askadar
The aliens from outer space.
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| 69. |
Q |
—ehird
What is scary?
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| 70. |
A |
—cMoo92
Looking at your mom's face every day.
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| 71. |
Q |
—Joe
Crazy 70s disco music.
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| 72. |
A |
—cMoo92
Say what?
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| 73. |
Q |
—Joe
What?
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| 74. |
A |
—cMoo92
What did the deaf carpenter say to the blind plumber?
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| 75. |
Q |
—ehird
That is a question.
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| 76. |
A |
—Joe
And that is a statement. Can someone please ask a question next?
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| 77. |
Q |
—Askadar
Why would anyone ask a question?
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| 78. |
A |
—Joe
To gain knowledge.
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| 79. |
Q |
—Askadar
Anyone coming to W:0:A 2008?
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| 80. |
A |
—ehird
no
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| 81. |
Q |
—Teltariat
Can I have enlightenment?
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| 82. |
A |
—Askadar
http://www.enlightenment.org/p.php?p=download&l=en
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| 83. |
Q |
—Teltariat
What is the URL to the greatest WM ever?
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| 84. |
A |
—Joe
http://www.fvwm.org/
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| 85. |
Q |
—Askadar
How did the neanderthals manage windows?
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| 86. |
A |
—Teltariat
They naturally ended up there after DOS.
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| 87. |
Q |
—Askadar
Was that the greatest evolutionary dead end of all times?
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| 88. |
A |
—Teltariat
No. The greatest evolutionary dead end started when we stopped truly _thinking_.
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| 89. |
Q |
—Askadar
Have we ever thought?
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| 90. |
A |
—Teltariat
Yes we have. We have the Egyptians, for example. Creating magnificence that stands through the ages from nothing but the rocks of the Earth, and with the greatest precision.
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| 91. |
Q |
—Phil
Magnificence is surely subjective?
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| 92. |
A |
—Teltariat
That is true.
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| 93. |
Q |
—Askadar
How do we find truth?
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| 94. |
A |
—Teltariat
Trough relentless observation and dogged persistence.
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| 95. |
Q |
—Askadar
How does that set us apart from fundamentalists?
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| 96. |
A |
—Teltariat
It may not. The problem with truth is that there is truth which can be observed, and truth which cannot.
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| 97. |
Q |
—Phil
You could argue, If there is no truth, and only falsification of a proposed truth. Thus you cannot observe a truth, only a non-falsification?
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| 98. |
A |
—ehird
Yes.
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| 99. |
Q |
—Askadar
Is binary sufficient?
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| 100. |
A |
—ehird
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