Game #241 (completed)

We asked the great oracle, “How do you get to Carnegie Hall?” ...and the oracle responded: “Not enough to compensate for the total lack of it!”
1. Q —Shimon Rura How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
2. A —Josh Step one: marry someone rich. Step two: learn to dance
3. Q —Shimon Rura How does a humble gent like me become the sexy Jennifer Lopez??
4. A —Josh Practice, hard work, and butt steroids!
5. Q —Shimon Rura What's Joshersizing?
6. A —Chronos What's Josh fonduing with my string cheese???
7. Q —Shimon Rura Why did you type that as an answer?
8. A —Ian I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention
9. Q —Keith How many times did he just say "strategery?"
10. A —Shimon Rura Not enough to compensate for the total lack of it!