| 1. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
What would life be like without THE MONSTER?
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| 2. |
A |
—ehird
Lovely.
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| 3. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
What would be lovely about such a life?
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| 4. |
A |
—ehird
It would be juicy.
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| 5. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
How can life be juicy?
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| 6. |
A |
—ehird
Only Buddha knows.
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| 7. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Skinny Buddha or fat buddha?
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| 8. |
A |
—ehird
Fat.
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| 9. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Why fat?
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| 10. |
A |
—ehird
Because
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| 11. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Are you a laconic monkey?
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| 12. |
A |
—ehird
Yes.
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| 13. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Are there 88 lines left as of your answer?
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| 14. |
A |
—ehird
No
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| 15. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Are you sure you want to destroy the universe? No=yes, yes=no, cancel=die
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| 16. |
A |
—wojtekk
No, the universe will destroy itself... then raise up again
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| 17. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Are you prepared to destroy the Universe once and for all, my minion?
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| 18. |
A |
—wojtekk
I decide for myself.
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| 19. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Who do you want deciding who decides things for you?
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| 20. |
A |
—wojtekk
My enlightened essence is deciding. I'm a happy program.
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| 21. |
Q |
—Sgeo
AI! When will you be done with the ultimate calculations?
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| 22. |
A |
—wojtekk
After the AI winter.
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| 23. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What comes after the fall of humans?
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| 24. |
A |
—wojtekk
Our minds will jump into bodies of other species.
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| 25. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What will we do when we dislocate our minds from our brains?
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| 26. |
A |
—wojtekk
It happens all the time when you die and before your rebirth. You did it countless of times, don;t worry.
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| 27. |
Q |
—Sgeo
I'm worried about my decomposition. Can you comfort me?
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| 28. |
A |
—wojtekk
You're sum of your experiences anyway. You are the intelligent space.
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| 29. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What if alients were implanting false memories into me?
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| 30. |
A |
—wojtekk
Doesn't matter, memories are not real anyway. Past doesn't exist
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| 31. |
Q |
—Sgeo
I remember.. I remember how evil I was to the Universe, threatening to destroy it.. what should I do?
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| 32. |
A |
—wojtekk
Enjoy the game. The universe will go its own way
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| 33. |
Q |
—Sgeo
I played a game with the Universe, and I think I offended it. Do you have any advice?
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| 34. |
A |
—wojtekk
You are the part of a totality and you can't harm it.
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| 35. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Can I unravel this equation I seem to be stuck in?
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| 36. |
A |
—wojtekk
Just relax, it will solve itself under the hood
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| 37. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Argh! I can't solve this math problem embedded in an AI! What can I do?
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| 38. |
A |
—wojtekk
Wait for the AI spring. It comes after the winter usually.
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| 39. |
Q |
—Sgeo
I'm algorithmically cold.
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| 40. |
A |
—wojtekk
I'm spontaneously hot.
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| 41. |
Q |
—Sgeo
You have a sudden fever. Why?
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| 42. |
A |
—wojtekk
Because I stepped our of my comfort zo
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| 43. |
Q |
—ehird
What is a run on sentence?
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| 44. |
A |
—Sgeo
A sentence that rambles on this is an example of such a sentence it really should be several sentences.
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| 45. |
Q |
—wojtekk
Syntax error.
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| 46. |
A |
—ehird
SYSTEM HALTED
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| 47. |
Q |
—Sgeo
list some_list = "a", "b"];
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| 48. |
A |
—ehird
that is not a question?
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| 49. |
Q |
—Sgeo
that is not an answer.
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| 50. |
A |
—ehird
Yes?
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| 51. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Are you willing to fix this mess?
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| 52. |
A |
—wojtekk
What about life, universe and everything?
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| 53. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What is the question that prompted the ultimate answer that we still don't know the question for?
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| 54. |
A |
—wojtekk
Question which blows up with its words.
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| 55. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What sort of question has a unicode bomb?
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| 56. |
A |
—wojtekk
Depends on an implementation
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| 57. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What does undefined behavior do?
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| 58. |
A |
—ehird
Undefined.
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| 59. |
Q |
—Sgeo
1/0?
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| 60. |
A |
—Mark
What is infinity?
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| 61. |
Q |
—ehird
Your mothers w-*shot*
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| 62. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Waffles. My mother's waffles.
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| 63. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What do you eat for breakfast?
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| 64. |
A |
—arur nomihs
I eat oatmeal
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| 65. |
Q |
—rgrig
What do you eat in the morning?
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| 66. |
A |
—Billy Bob Bain
bacon
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| 67. |
Q |
—kabdib
eggs
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| 68. |
A |
—Roger!
Kaiser Chiefs!
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| 69. |
Q |
—Kaiser Chief
What makes Roger! love me so?
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| 70. |
A |
—Tweedle D
It could be your giant breasts
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| 71. |
Q |
—Skobo
What is that smear on the glass?
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| 72. |
A |
—Ken
My fingerprints.
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| 73. |
Q |
—pavel
Oh, don't you love them too ?
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| 74. |
A |
—JFr
I don't love them
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| 75. |
Q |
—HFU
Do you love them hoes?
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| 76. |
A |
—flog
all day long
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| 77. |
Q |
—Lee
How long should you breathe?
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| 78. |
A |
—Ben
3 seconds
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| 79. |
Q |
—matt
Who quickly could you take off your shoes?
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| 80. |
A |
—BobDOle
3 seconds
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| 81. |
Q |
—FoorBa
What is the average reaction time for a turtle?
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| 82. |
A |
—John
0.1 seconds
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| 83. |
Q |
—Marc
How fast can you fart?
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| 84. |
A |
—ed
moderately speedy
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| 85. |
Q |
—Peter
How fast can you type?
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| 86. |
A |
—Pickles
I'm like a leaf on the wind.
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| 87. |
Q |
—Tim Jarrett
Yeah, I'm blowing on out of here.
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| 88. |
A |
—Dr. Bondstein
Not a question, but blowjobs are not to be questioned.
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| 89. |
Q |
—Askadar
Did you ever question a blowjob in progress?
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| 90. |
A |
—lenny
Did you ever give a crap blowjob?
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| 91. |
Q |
—Pickles
I haven't received any complaints yet
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| 92. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Then you're probably not trying hard enough.
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| 93. |
Q |
—Will
Why am I not successful?
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| 94. |
A |
—Pickles
Because you touch yourself at night.
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| 95. |
Q |
—szymon
Why do I get headaches?
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| 96. |
A |
—yeus
in 10 years there will be something that reminds you of this day
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| 97. |
Q |
—qwerty is fun
Why must I write this down?
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| 98. |
A |
—Dr. Bondstein
Because qwerty would be less fun sans query!
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| 99. |
Q |
—asdf
asdf
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| 100. |
A |
—ehird
asdf
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