Game #397 (completed)

We asked the great oracle, “Is anyone online?” ...and the oracle responded: “Because it was stapled to the dead baby”
1. Q —Andrei Is anyone online?
2. A —Shimon Yes, of course we are here.
3. Q —HRJ Land ahoy! All hands on deck, yah?
4. A —Forbes All hands on deck, avoids ye hairy palms.
5. Q —Shimon Rura Why don't pirates run a crew of 16-year-old boys?
6. A —ben Because 16-year-old boys are easily distracted
7. Q —Alon Why are 16-year-old boys easily distracted?
8. A —ben Women
9. Q —Alon Why did the chicken cross the road?
10. A —ben Because it was stapled to the dead baby