| 1. |
Q |
—Alon
What?
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| 2. |
A |
—manoch
....what? in the butt.
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| 3. |
Q |
—jam
where do you like it?
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| 4. |
A |
—Alon
on the counter
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| 5. |
Q |
—jam
where I left the apples?
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| 6. |
A |
—ApeSun
made into apple sauce
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| 7. |
Q |
—OracleJeff
What happens to bad apples?
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| 8. |
A |
—Forbes
They go to the juicer for "reconditioning"
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| 9. |
Q |
—Alon
Where do oranges go for vacation?
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| 10. |
A |
—Forbes
They must go someplace nicer than Florida
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| 11. |
Q |
—darling girl
Where isn't nicer than Florida?
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| 12. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
Dr. Thunderdome's underground lab?
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| 13. |
Q |
—ApeSun
UCSB CSIL
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| 14. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
University of California Santa Barbara Computer Science I Love
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| 15. |
Q |
—darling girl
Where can you get a degree in human/robot affection?
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| 16. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
If the passion drives you, you don't need any degree.
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| 17. |
Q |
—darling girl
What's the best advice you've ever ignored?
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| 18. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."
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| 19. |
Q |
—darling girl
What's your favorite quote?
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| 20. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
"You sure use yer words purrty Mr. Lamar"
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| 21. |
Q |
—darling girl
What did your wife say to make you marry her?
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| 22. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
Om nom nom nom nom.
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| 23. |
Q |
—Mary's Little Lamb
What is your mantra?
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| 24. |
A |
—Ph
foo
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| 25. |
Q |
—HRJ
What was written on her t-shirt?
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| 26. |
A |
—brad
Do not remove under penalty of boyfriend-whupping.
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| 27. |
Q |
—darling girl
What do my panties have written on them?
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| 28. |
A |
—Ian
Open for business
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| 29. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
What's a misleading slogan for a t-shirt?
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| 30. |
A |
—Colby
If you're reading this it's too late I've already kicked you in the nuts!
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| 31. |
Q |
—John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Why else would I have a high heeled shoe in my crotch?
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| 32. |
A |
—joebob
you've got me
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| 33. |
Q |
—jimmy
why do you have two first names
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| 34. |
A |
—poppysan
so I have a backup
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| 35. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
What did you backup?
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| 36. |
A |
—entel
database
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| 37. |
Q |
—Steve
Which part of the server wast the most vulnerable?
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| 38. |
A |
—Chris
what is something you store data in?
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| 39. |
Q |
—Steve
A filing cabinet.
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| 40. |
A |
—darling girl
It's a great place to store secrets.
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| 41. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
What happened to my little black book?
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| 42. |
A |
—Mike
You put it away in your little black bookbag
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| 43. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
Where did I put my little black bookbag
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| 44. |
A |
—axe
in your backpack
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| 45. |
Q |
—bob
Where is my notebook?
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| 46. |
A |
—bob
Set atop the highest peak of flatland.
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| 47. |
Q |
—Christian
This is stupid
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| 48. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
Mama always said stupid is as stupid does
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| 49. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
Forrest Gump
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| 50. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
Who was a man that liked Buba and jumbo shrimp, for 400 Alex.
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| 51. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
What would you tell your best friend if you really wanted to confuse him?
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| 52. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
I am really a chimp, here let me show you by taking off this mask.
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| 53. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
Who are you, really?
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| 54. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
Bond, James Bond.
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| 55. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
Who makes women melt like a vat of acid?
|
| 56. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
Moi, mais oui. Michel ne me connais rein.
|
| 57. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
Can you say something I won't understand?
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| 58. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
You can't handle the truth.
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| 59. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
You know the truth?
|
| 60. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
Not all truth, but I speak to Godel in dreams.
|
| 61. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
Do you tell the truth?
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| 62. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
I always tell the truth. Unless I am lying or something between.
|
| 63. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
What did George Washington really say when he chopped down that cherry tree?
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| 64. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
"All this effort, and here I could've blown my way to the edge"
|
| 65. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
What did your wife say when you caught her cheating?
|
| 66. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
I spied with my little eye a sloppy second.
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| 67. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
They're giving away seconds on the Sloppy Joes!?
|
| 68. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
If your loose wife is named Joe. But in my case he was the guy who shot his woman down.
|
| 69. |
Q |
—Michael Wales
Did they call the cops?
|
| 70. |
A |
—Ronald McDonald
Why would you call the cops?
|
| 71. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
Why would you call the cops?
|
| 72. |
A |
—Michael Wales
I was tripping out man. I ended up calling the fire department, told them I had a flame up on my back.
|
| 73. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
Was the flame on your back more than a tattoo?
|
| 74. |
A |
—Michael Wales
It was crazy, plus enabled raisins dancing on the table.
|
| 75. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
Plus enable raisins sounds crazy. Have you ever met a peanut wearing a monocle?
|
| 76. |
A |
—Michael Wales
Only once, at band camp.
|
| 77. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
Did you play the flute in junior high?
|
| 78. |
A |
—Michael Wales
No, I dated a chick in High School that did though.
|
| 79. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
Was she a freak in bed?
|
| 80. |
A |
—patb
yes
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| 81. |
Q |
—Ronald McDonald
Why is yes the word that comes to mind?
|
| 82. |
A |
—auston
I dont know.
|
| 83. |
Q |
—rid
What is the capital of Bangladesh ?
|
| 84. |
A |
—Sri
Dakha
|
| 85. |
Q |
—s
the capital of bangladesh
|
| 86. |
A |
—Jeethu
Dhaka
|
| 87. |
Q |
—Niranjan
What is the capital of Bangladesh
|
| 88. |
A |
—morty
Dhaka
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| 89. |
Q |
—Jelle
WHAT IS PURE EVIL?
|
| 90. |
A |
—hg
hgfhg
|
| 91. |
Q |
—aplanas
Some random text
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| 92. |
A |
—Jonny
txet modnar emoS
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| 93. |
Q |
—Malcx
what if i type "some random text" backwards
|
| 94. |
A |
—ken
txet modnar emos
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| 95. |
Q |
—cgrand
What's the mirror of some random text?
|
| 96. |
A |
—konrad
txet modnar emos
|
| 97. |
Q |
—phil
reverse some random text
|
| 98. |
A |
—donkey
race car
|
| 99. |
Q |
—squirrel
who is the star of Speed Racer
|
| 100. |
A |
—donkey
emile hirsch
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