| 1. |
Q |
—ehird
[DISCUSS] I propose that we use this for discussion. Pls prefix messages with [DISCUSS] to avoid confusing people.
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| 2. |
A |
—Sgeo
[DISCUSS] Good idea.
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| 3. |
Q |
—ehird
[DISCUSS] When this one runs out we can just start a new one.
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| 4. |
A |
—Sgeo
[DISCUSS] How will the w guy find out about this? I'm not about to insert it into an ongoing thread..
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| 5. |
Q |
—ehird
[DISCUSS] He'll see it in a bit?
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| 6. |
A |
—arur nomihs
Either yes (1) or no (0)
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| 7. |
Q |
—rgrig
Is a less or equal to b?
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| 8. |
A |
—ehird
[DISCUSS] this is for discussion
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| 9. |
Q |
—Roger!
[DISCUSS] Kaiser Chiefs.
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| 10. |
A |
—Kaiser Chief
[DISCUSS] I enjoy speaking about myself.
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| 11. |
Q |
—Tweedle D
Why speak to yourself when you can speak to me?
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| 12. |
A |
—Ken
Because you're a Rebulican.
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| 13. |
Q |
—JFr
Why am I so obsessed with screwing people over?
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| 14. |
A |
—HFU
Because you do not like screwing people under.
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| 15. |
Q |
—Alex
Why is it best to make love on a bed?
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| 16. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
That's not neccessarily true. Use your imagination!
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| 17. |
Q |
—Lee
IS it true that dogs hate cats?
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| 18. |
A |
—Ben
No.
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| 19. |
Q |
—matt
Do you wear hats on your feet?
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| 20. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Only in Rand McNally, where hamburgers eat people.
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| 21. |
Q |
—Tim Jarrett
But enough about prions, let's discuss Priuses.
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| 22. |
A |
—Dr. Bondstein
I know em when I priem, n'est-ce pas!
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| 23. |
Q |
—Optimus Prime
What the hell is with Dr. Bondstein today?
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| 24. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Well, it's hardly the afternoon and he's had nearly a dozen martinis.
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| 25. |
Q |
—Dr. Bondstein
A dozen huh? So are you the one whose been counting?
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| 26. |
A |
—Alexander Zass
I only count the lines which form when I flex my abs, Dr. Bondstein.
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| 27. |
Q |
—Will
Do you know how to count?
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| 28. |
A |
—Pickles
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8
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| 29. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
How does that song about the Fibonnaci sequence go?
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| 30. |
A |
—Dr. Bondstein
The next number is always the last one plus the one before the last one.
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| 31. |
Q |
—chawdaah
Are you calling Fibonacci a liar?
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| 32. |
A |
—pseudo
It depends whether he includes me in the series
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| 33. |
Q |
—ed
will the harry potter series still be popular?
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| 34. |
A |
—Omniwit 2.0
Can I fart monkeys playing trumpets? Yes.
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| 35. |
Q |
—Colby Boppel
What is the most rediculous question you've ever asked?
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| 36. |
A |
—Mohamed
How are you?
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| 37. |
Q |
—Ed
Fine
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| 38. |
A |
—Lou
Thanks
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| 39. |
Q |
—maddy
Alrite
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| 40. |
A |
—germ
Not according to Professor William Strunk
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| 41. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Who is Professor William Strunk? How do I kill this man?
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| 42. |
A |
—de!ite
He wrote The Elements of Style a while back, he dead.. just like tupac
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| 43. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Who was John "Dr. Evil" Milton?
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| 44. |
A |
—Antoine
The last man you want to mess with !
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| 45. |
Q |
—Dr. Bondstein
Who is Bond, James Bond?
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| 46. |
A |
—crisis
He's the guy for which the world is not enough.
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| 47. |
Q |
—marty
james bong
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| 48. |
A |
—marty
james bond
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| 49. |
Q |
—marty
james bond
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| 50. |
A |
—haxxor
007
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| 51. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Can you make a number with unneeded 0s?
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| 52. |
A |
—Mr. Anderson
1.0
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| 53. |
Q |
—Neo
What comes before 2.0?
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| 54. |
A |
—Caroline Feary
How long have you got?
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| 55. |
Q |
—Uberschlepper
What is above average enough to make her scream and shout?
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| 56. |
A |
—DePingus
The contents of my pants.
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| 57. |
Q |
—DePingus
The contents of my pants.
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| 58. |
A |
—Chewychompy
Meat and vegetables.
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| 59. |
Q |
—Caroline Feary
What about pudding?
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| 60. |
A |
—sex
vag
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| 61. |
Q |
—Dr. Pongus
Is that an abbreviation for VAGINA?
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| 62. |
A |
—Oraclebot
V for vagina?
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| 63. |
Q |
—Raj
T for toy
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| 64. |
A |
—Manns
Dildo
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| 65. |
Q |
—wtanaka.com
but every so often, it's a
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| 66. |
A |
—James
Gas.
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| 67. |
Q |
—James
Gas.
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| 68. |
A |
—pol
What
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| 69. |
Q |
—John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
What?
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| 70. |
A |
—kuba
me
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| 71. |
Q |
—kuba
me
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| 72. |
A |
—magdi
good
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| 73. |
Q |
—nugent
And just why is good, good?
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| 74. |
A |
—Steven
That's a secret
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| 75. |
Q |
—ZZ
yes
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| 76. |
A |
—mihai
zz
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| 77. |
Q |
—mojz
zzzz
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| 78. |
A |
—timid twyla
feckoff
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| 79. |
Q |
—j
want to go dancing?
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| 80. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
Bond only dances contra, baby.
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| 81. |
Q |
—sir
what sort of dances can you do?
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| 82. |
A |
—DePingus
The humpty dance!
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| 83. |
Q |
—Ally
Mommy, Daddy, how are babies made?
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| 84. |
A |
—Bond, James Bond
While Daddy is at work, Bond, James Bond visits Mommy.
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| 85. |
Q |
—My Name
Why did James end up going to jail?
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| 86. |
A |
—Jacob
He couldn't pay Bond
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| 87. |
Q |
—grok
huh?
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| 88. |
A |
—Valhalla
What is a qwidiguartarmahahah?
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| 89. |
Q |
—Valhalla
Exactly!
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| 90. |
A |
—Khaj
You mean "exactly?".
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| 91. |
Q |
—oedipe
No, I mean "literally", as in, "made out of letters."
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| 92. |
A |
—JB
OIC
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| 93. |
Q |
—oedipe
CIA?
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| 94. |
A |
—Evan B
Canopeners Instead of Astronauts
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| 95. |
Q |
—oedipe
I'm trying to open this can of soup with Buzz Aldrin and Sally Ride. It's not working. What should I be doing?
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| 96. |
A |
—thahun
Buzz Sally and ride Aldrin.
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| 97. |
Q |
—Asmo
What should I do tonight?
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| 98. |
A |
—gt
nada
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| 99. |
Q |
—gt
nada
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| 100. |
A |
—ani
por que nada?
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