| 1. |
Q |
—Teltariat
Why with all the computational power we posses (gigabytes of memory, terabytes of storage), the best we can do is this?!
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| 2. |
A |
—Askadar
This is a function of boredom, not available resources.
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| 3. |
Q |
—Teltariat
I was asking why the best we can do are today's operating systems, web browsers and productivity software... surely with this much computational power, we can do far better?
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| 4. |
A |
—Askadar
Hardware has gotten faster. Developers have not. Give it another 30-50 years.
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| 5. |
Q |
—Brian
why did it take so long to create vista?
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| 6. |
A |
—FP
because bugs don't write themselves
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| 7. |
Q |
—ehird
Why do we have programmers?
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| 8. |
A |
—mey
to code
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| 9. |
Q |
—Sgeo
To program one's computer is..?
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| 10. |
A |
—ehird
To be one with the inner psychic energy of its caliber!
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| 11. |
Q |
—Sgeo
To load a spiritual gun is..?
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| 12. |
A |
—ehird
Spiritual happiness? If it's warm.
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| 13. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What can liquid Jesus chocolate provide?
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| 14. |
A |
—ehird
Hugs
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| 15. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What is an example of a Haskell interpreter?
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| 16. |
A |
—ehird
Hugs (wait this seems familiar)
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| 17. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What is one example of a program whose name begins with h?
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| 18. |
A |
—ehird
hunt(1)
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| 19. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Call a function with one argument
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| 20. |
A |
—ehird
No
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| 21. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Tell me whether or not you will obey this statement.
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| 22. |
A |
—wojtekk
I not obey
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| 23. |
Q |
—Sgeo
NOT EX-TER-MIN-ATE
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| 24. |
A |
—wojtekk
DOES NOT COMPUTE
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| 25. |
Q |
—Sgeo
1/0?
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| 26. |
A |
—wojtekk
010001areyoutrappedinduality0110000110000010110
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| 27. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Please print the binary code explaining existence.
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| 28. |
A |
—wojtekk
There's nothing to explain about this dream.
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| 29. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Explain your nightime fantasy.
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| 30. |
A |
—wojtekk
Fantasies is all we have day and night.
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| 31. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Why don't you live in reality?
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| 32. |
A |
—wojtekk
I'm in this world but not from this world.
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| 33. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Where are you now, and where are you from?
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| 34. |
A |
—wojtekk
I'm from the same space as you, here in a human body.
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| 35. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Where are you from, and what sort of body do you occupy?
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| 36. |
A |
—ehird
Mars. Ethertenetik.
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| 37. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What's the red planet, and what species type can communicate with it?
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| 38. |
A |
—wojtekk
Species #5618
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| 39. |
Q |
—Sgeo
What likes to eat people?
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| 40. |
A |
—wojtekk
Cthulhu
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| 41. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Can you give an example of a proper noun beginning with 3 consonants?
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| 42. |
A |
—ehird
no
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| 43. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Do you promise to support PSOX with all your heart and soul?
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| 44. |
A |
—ehird
Only this cornea
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| 45. |
Q |
—Sgeo
Is your entire body permanently damaged?
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| 46. |
A |
—ehird
Yes.
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| 47. |
Q |
—Ash
Is God one of us?
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| 48. |
A |
—Sgeo
God is that one over there.
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| 49. |
Q |
—arur nomihs
Where's the G-man?
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| 50. |
A |
—boo
Behind your back
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| 51. |
Q |
—Roger!
Kaiser Chiefs?
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| 52. |
A |
—Kaiser Chief
Why do you ask about the Kaiser Chief?
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| 53. |
Q |
—Skobo
Why shouldn't I?
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| 54. |
A |
—Brandon
You always fail.
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| 55. |
Q |
—Ken
George W. Bush
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| 56. |
A |
—pavel
He's a sucker, isn't he
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| 57. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Did he just fall for the handshake gag AGAIN?
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| 58. |
A |
—JFr
Of course he did, he does every time
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| 59. |
Q |
—HFU
Did Bush commit war crimes?
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| 60. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Probably, but that doesn't seem to matter much.
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| 61. |
Q |
—Lee
Should I wash my hands beforeI work on the car?
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| 62. |
A |
—Ben
No
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| 63. |
Q |
—matt
Is a high-fat, suggary diet healthy?
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| 64. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Yes, if by healthy you mean "likely to result in a short painful life".
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| 65. |
Q |
—John
Is drinking battery acid healthy?
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| 66. |
A |
—Marc
Only if the moon is full
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| 67. |
Q |
—ed
when can the cow jump over the moon
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| 68. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
In your imagination, anything is possible. Although some things are a stretch.
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| 69. |
Q |
—Peter
What?
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| 70. |
A |
—Pickles
Sorry, I said HOW ABOUT THAT LOCAL SPORTS TEAM?
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| 71. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
What did you say about a yokel's port dream?
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| 72. |
A |
—Tim Jarrett
Hard a-starboard!
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| 73. |
Q |
—Dr. Bondstein
How much is that doggy in the bow?
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| 74. |
A |
—Optimus Prime
Not as much as the stern little doggy
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| 75. |
Q |
—Will
Did the "little engine that could" try hard enough?
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| 76. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Yes -- it succeeded
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| 77. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
Yes -- it succeeded!
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| 78. |
A |
—szymon
Did your pet try to rape you?
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| 79. |
Q |
—Dr. Bondstein
Why would the gimp try to rape me?
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| 80. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
Even gimps get horny and frustrated.
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| 81. |
Q |
—ed
what is in the sky
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| 82. |
A |
—Omniwit 2.0
Lucy all-decked-out in bling, according to Lenin and the beetskis.
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| 83. |
Q |
—gnarlsy
What did you dream about after we dropped all that acid?
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| 84. |
A |
—germ
Picking it up.
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| 85. |
Q |
—de!ite
Did u?
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| 86. |
A |
—germ
Did I ever!
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| 87. |
Q |
—Antoine
Did you ever consider marrying this woman ?
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| 88. |
A |
—Dr. Bondstein
I am not sure what you mean, I've been married for three hundred years.
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| 89. |
Q |
—crisis
Have you ever been with a woman?
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| 90. |
A |
—argo
This game number is a good aproximation
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| 91. |
Q |
—Alex Vorn
no
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| 92. |
A |
—asdf
george bush is god
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| 93. |
Q |
—pluto
yes
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| 94. |
A |
—Romain
no
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| 95. |
Q |
—Romain
no
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| 96. |
A |
—eze
yey
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| 97. |
Q |
—haxxor
yey
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| 98. |
A |
—sutch
yey
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| 99. |
Q |
—mhammer
What does the destroyer say when she has destroyed something?
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| 100. |
A |
—mhammer
What does the destroyer say when she has destroyed something?
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