| 1. |
Q |
—darling girl
Do these pants make my ass look big?
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| 2. |
A |
—manoch
Your ass looks enormous. I want to throw-up looking at it.
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| 3. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
How would Tom Cruise end his friendship with Oprah?
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| 4. |
A |
—darling girl
Jumping up and down on her, and then saying he mistook her for the couch.
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| 5. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
What is a Tom Cruise leap of death?
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| 6. |
A |
—darling girl
The only thing which can kill James Bond.
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| 7. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Which STD would that be?
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| 8. |
A |
—darling girl
That's the one that melts off your facial skin.
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| 9. |
Q |
—Shimon Rura
What happens if I take the red pill?
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| 10. |
A |
—darling girl
Your headache goes away.
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| 11. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Does James Bond take pills?
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| 12. |
A |
—Shimon Rura
No... but the actors that play him often have to.
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| 13. |
Q |
—HRJ
Does Bond cry?
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| 14. |
A |
—brad
He cries like a litle girl when he watches Sixteen Candles.
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