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Q |
—Hasan
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A |
—Kharne
ZOT!
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| 3. |
Q |
—Tom
What sound effect does a ray gun make in a comic book?
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| 4. |
A |
—Hasan
The death cries of Boris at the hands of electric eels. Really, ow.
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| 5. |
Q |
—OreWaUsopp
What was all that noise last night?
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| 6. |
A |
—Hasan
That was what happens when the natural order is disturbed, and dogs cats mate.
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| 7. |
Q |
—OreWaUsopp
Why the hell did the Olsen Twins go from 'Generic cute TV show baby' to being worthy of having their own fame?
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| 8. |
A |
—Hasan
You will learn this answer when you too become a child star.
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| 9. |
Q |
—OreWaUsopp
Why, Michael, WHY?
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| 10. |
A |
—Hasan
The Angel Michael isn't here right now. Leave your name and message after the beep.
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