| 1. |
Q |
—Hasan
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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| 2. |
A |
—OreWaUsopp
It was a futile attempt to escape the ninja.
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| 3. |
Q |
—Hasan
I found Steve dead in a ditch. Why does he look like a pincushion?
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| 4. |
A |
—OreWaUsopp
Because Steve was a closeted Porcupineophile.
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| 5. |
Q |
—Hasan
Why did he let the porcupine out?
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| 6. |
A |
—Tom
So he could write a song about it and become the latest dance fad.
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| 7. |
Q |
—Hasan
Why would Arnold Swharzenagger run for Governer dressed as Elvis?
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| 8. |
A |
—Tom Holmes
Because the voters got even crazier since they elected him.
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| 9. |
Q |
—Bond, James Bond
Did they vote against him or did they vote to get crazy?
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| 10. |
A |
—Tlacualtzin
Crazy is as crazy does or is it, crazy does as crazy is...
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| 11. |
Q |
—Ted
yes
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| 12. |
A |
—mj
your pregnant
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| 13. |
Q |
—Alice
Doc, after that experimetal procedure i agreed to take part in, my balls hurt. Why is that?
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| 14. |
A |
—Alice
Doc, after that experimetal procedure i agreed to take part in, my balls hurt. Why is that?
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| 15. |
Q |
—nher
Has she been satisfied?
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| 16. |
A |
—lin
yes, when her dream has come through.
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| 17. |
Q |
—dustyhatchet
Will she ever be able to stop selling hot-dogs?
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| 18. |
A |
—dustyhatchet
Will she ever be able to stop selling hot-dogs?
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| 19. |
Q |
—fairywaif
Man, she should give those puppies some ice!
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| 20. |
A |
—Shimon
Because ice is just what puppies need.
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