Game #61133 (completed)

We asked the great oracle, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” ...and the oracle responded: “Because ice is just what puppies need.”
1. Q —Hasan Why did the chicken cross the road?
2. A —OreWaUsopp It was a futile attempt to escape the ninja.
3. Q —Hasan I found Steve dead in a ditch. Why does he look like a pincushion?
4. A —OreWaUsopp Because Steve was a closeted Porcupineophile.
5. Q —Hasan Why did he let the porcupine out?
6. A —Tom So he could write a song about it and become the latest dance fad.
7. Q —Hasan Why would Arnold Swharzenagger run for Governer dressed as Elvis?
8. A —Tom Holmes Because the voters got even crazier since they elected him.
9. Q —Bond, James Bond Did they vote against him or did they vote to get crazy?
10. A —Tlacualtzin Crazy is as crazy does or is it, crazy does as crazy is...
11. Q —Ted yes
12. A —mj your pregnant
13. Q —Alice Doc, after that experimetal procedure i agreed to take part in, my balls hurt. Why is that?
14. A —Alice Doc, after that experimetal procedure i agreed to take part in, my balls hurt. Why is that?
15. Q —nher Has she been satisfied?
16. A —lin yes, when her dream has come through.
17. Q —dustyhatchet Will she ever be able to stop selling hot-dogs?
18. A —dustyhatchet Will she ever be able to stop selling hot-dogs?
19. Q —fairywaif Man, she should give those puppies some ice!
20. A —Shimon Because ice is just what puppies need.